Words Of Wisdom.. Never Argue With Ur Wife..

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM ' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws


WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to
purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television
set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you c! an take boiling hot wax, pour it onto
your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a
spider.


WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'


CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time.'

The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, and then we
don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'
The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and you
should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that
the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says...........'HEBREWS'

Geylang Gigolo

Yo guys check this photo out.. lol my fren no life go do this... the uncle is just so damn lucky only he was put up on sale.. lucky his "authentic" shoes didnt disappear along the process..

OUTING!!!

DATE: 10 AUGUST 2009, MONDAY aka day after National day so HOLIDAY!!!!

VENUE: ANY FUCKING WHERE...in Singapore or JB of cos

EVENT: MOVIE + WHATEVER!!!

REASON: MY PARENTS GOING OUT OF TOWN AGAIN BAHAHAHAAX ^_^ V






Hmmmmm I was thinking of going to downtown east to escape and eat then we go watch a movie; GI JOE!!!!
Hopefully those bastards in NS also holiday so we can all attend~
I'm inviting everyone so YOU INVITE EVERYONE YOU WANT TOO!!!




Life is goooooood NANANANANA~~~~

Megan Fox.......is a guy

ZOMFG!!!! I watched Transformers 2 twice and it was damn awesome and screw the damn critics and of cos there's the ever bodacious Megan Fox~


I mean who gives a shit about big ass robots and explosions when u have fucking HAWT Megan Fox rite?!~
Here's some more fapping material~~~





...But here's the thing she....is a HE!

" LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world. "

OMFG... *Vomits all over my 'stained' bedsheets!!!* So there you go boys,you're jerking off to a man....so how guys still think she's fucking Hot???

FINAL FANTASY XIII!!!!

ZOMFG!!!! You don't know how bloody fucking long I've waited for this bloody game to be released! I specifically bought my PS3 for this game...of cos I was scammed later when it was announced that the fucking 360 would also be releasing it but wtf that's life I guess~
*_|_ ^_^ _|_ Square Enix*

IT'LL BE OUT SUMMER 2010!!!!!
Enjoy this awesome demo at the E3 2009 convention.

Video Games - E3 2009 - Game Previews

OFFICIAL E3 TRAILER:

Video Games - E3 2009 - Video Game Trailers

Twilight OST - Gavy NJ Hee Young + Jang Hye Jin

The Korean OST/theme song for the movie Twilight. Gay movie but this song is damn amazing...yeah I can hear my bro's now; "TIM OMG UR A FAG!!!"...well screw you I like sentimental songs so bite me! LOL

LOST & FOUND!

Okaaaay back from my 3 state Malaysian Trip; Malacca-Genting-KL

I apologise for any discomfort or faint-heartedness cos I'm gonna bitch about losing my phone....You've been warned~










First of all... FUCK U ASSHOLE!!!! I DID NOT "lose" my phone,it was bloody fucking STOLEN.

If by any chance, 1/1billion, you're reading this person who literally cut my phone pouch...FUCK U AND MAY U ROT IN E DEPTHS OF THE 7TH LEVEL OF HELL!!!! WTF is wrong with u ppl...I'm enjoying the rides at Genting and BAM next thing I knew my phone's gone...it was stolen for one undeniable bloody fucking hell fact; I hang my handphone in a pouch on my belt and the only thing that was left was the damn fucking ring that connects the pouch to my belt and NO it did not fall or come off cos I just checked it a few minutes before I fucking realised it was stolen and all that's left was the damn ring. I gotta hand it to the mother-fucker tho,he's a pro cutpurse cos hell I didn't feel a thing and he had to have done it when it was super crowded so about 3-10sec time frame???ahhh well you win some,you lose some.

The only thing I'm pissed about is my contact list cos that contact list has been with me for the last 5 years. It contains contacts from primary,secondary,poly and work and because of you....you nameless fuckfaced shitbag,I probably can't retrieve more than half of it but THANK GOD FOR SOCIAL NETWORKING!!! Most of my secondary and poly friends are on em so it wasn't a problem but to those friends and acquaintances I have yet to retrieve,I'll be doing my very best yeah and if I still can't find your contacts through friends of friend,Facebook,friendster,myspace etc I apologise and maybe that's fate huh.

And since my phone has a 5megapixel cam,I used it also as a camera and camcorder so yeah I just lost all my vacation pics and vids too....damn you,you screwed up jackassed shitbag.


Aaaaaah that felt ALOT better,as they say its not good to keep your emotions pent up inside LOL.

My cuuuuute cats~~~

Meet my 2 cats; Grey and Blue ( I know very 'original' =_=)
Grey cos he's grey and blue cos her eyes are blue~~~

Grey grey~~~:



Bluey~~~:



Aaaaah my cats super cuuuute...like their owner rite??? HAHAHAHAHAX

The Winner of "Facebook note of the month!!!"

HAHAHAHAX didn't expect me back so sooooon rite????well since I've nothing better to do..I'll be updating everyday till I get bloody fucking enlisted of cos and since all of you ,cept Fir and me, are MIA,I'll be depending on you then Fir ^.^ V

Okaaaay recently i posted a note about yours truly and I get some hilarious answers back so Im gonna post the best answer:

Aaaaaaaaaaand the winner is Yume!!!!!!! In case you people wondering who she is,she's a good friend and classmate I've met since day 1 of poly ...so here it is;

NOTE:

Leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember! Leave a comment here. Next, re-post this in your notes and see how many people leave a memory about you. It's actually pretty cool and funny to see the responses.
(PLEASE ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS)

1. Where and how did we meet?
2. How long have you known me?
3. The last time we saw/talked/chatted/texted each other?
4. Your first impression
5. What kind of movies do I like?
6. What's my favorite music?
7. Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else(what)?
8. Am I funny?
9. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be? Explain why you picked it.
10. If you and I were stranded on an island alone, how?
11. Where do you think I will be in 20 years?
12. What reminds you of me?
13. What is my best attribute?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Will you re-post this so I can fill this out for you?

Yume's answers:

1. SP Year 1. CRS class.
2. 3+ Years.
3. Graduation Day.
4. Nice-Talkative-Guy-Who-Swe

ars-Alot.
5. Horror/Thriller/Action-Packed/Sci-Fi
6. Trendy music.
7. Vulgarities Dictionary
8. Verily. In a swearing sort of way.
9. Tim. It can be a swear word and a name, but is only three letters long.
10. Learn the 1001 ways to swear. Creatively.
11. The only teacher in school who legally swears at his students.
12. F**K
13. The way you spew vulgarities without sounding offensive.
14. What is f**k in Malay? ._.
15. I tagged joo Tim!


I seriously LOL-ed at the answers yet they were the absolute truth and a BIG THANKS to ALL who did it~
and heeeeere's both of us at grad day!